What's your dream job?
Owning my own legitimate business
Being a cop
I'll do anything it takes to get by.
What do you do when things don't go your way?
Smoke a joint and think things over
Concoct an elaborate plan to get what I want.
Do you prefer liquor or weed?
I can't decide, I love 'em both!
Neither: I'm totally sober.
It's Saturday night. Where are you?'
Who Knows? I could be anywhere!
Drunk as fuck!
At work, probably
At home, working towards my goals
What do you drive?
An old beater with no registration or assurance
A go cart
The car I was issued for work
A cherry muscle car I just stole
Someone insulted you. What do you do?
Insult them back!
Turn the other cheek